A 29 year old man was arrested on suspicion of knifing a man multiple times last Thursday in Galveston, Texas.

Jonathon Glenn was furious with being arrested and is reported to have taken a dump in the back of the police car. He wasn’t done with the poo though…

He placed the smelly excrement in his mouth, swirled it around and spat it into the arresting officers faces.

He then placed a seat belt around his neck in an attempt to choke himself to death.


There was no such get away clause for Glenn with these officers around. The officers quickly cut the belt away from Glenn’s neck and took him to the cells; not phased by the heaps of smelly poo on their faces.

The victim of the stabbing is still in critical condition in an emergency care unit at UTMB-Galveston.